whats-the-po1nt-of-n0rmal

pleasecallmesurely:

you wanna know what kind of questions stage managers get asked?

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Questions like this

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And this

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anY NUDITY

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goddammit Alex I’m not even your stage manager!

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!

Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

nue:

"what are you getting all dressed up for"

"mom i’m taking a selfie"

volcainist:

timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE