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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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supernatural-who-lock:

i want this watch for the sole purpose of being able to take a pic with it when it says i should be dead

supernatural-who-lock:

i want this watch for the sole purpose of being able to take a pic with it when it says i should be dead

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

coolator:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks


it’s none of your business

coolator:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

it’s none of your business

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

I will.

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.