Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
i want this watch for the sole purpose of being able to take a pic with it when it says i should be dead
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
what Americans imagine being Australian means
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.