you wanna know what kind of questions stage managers get asked?
Questions like this
goddammit Alex I’m not even your stage manager!
SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
"all we need is your credit card information"
(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
"what are you getting all dressed up for"
"mom i’m taking a selfie"